Question: Umm…Can i hide in your pocket?! 😀
Answer: Get in!!
Question: are you doing a tweet spree because if you are im staying up late until you notice me @CThomasHowell
Answer: Anythings possible!!
Question: I’m bored, what should I do?
Answer: 20 pushups go!!
Question: I ACTUALLY DID IT OMG AND THEY WERE THE SHITTIEST PUSH-UPS EVER.. NOW WHAT DO I DO?!
Answer: Eat a giant bowl of Lucky Charms!
Question: According to ELLE mag,were compatible.(You’re fast friends who make each other laugh,sharing a sharp, sarcastic wit.) #libra
Answer: …and that shit don’t lie!
Question: my teacher has a crush on you
Answer: Whats his name?
Question: u still manage to look hot
Answer: Its the hair dye and plastic surgery!!!
Question: Hi Tommy! 🙂 How often do you cuss?
Answer: I don’t fuckin know
Question: you were the perfect 15 year old.
Answer: STILL AM
Question: YOUR BIO OMG.
Answer: RIGHT OMG!
Question: why couldnt you have stayed a teenager forever
Answer: Omg that would suck
Question: can I date the 15 year old you or is that weird
Answer: He’s available but doesn’t drive…
Question: Will you still love me when I’m no longer young & beautifuuuuuullll Pony?
Answer: Yes but not as much..
Question: So whats up for you next my talented friend
Answer: Prolly’ get liquored up and smack the kids! You?
Question: Will you come make out with me?
Answer: Babe, Im watchin hockey! Now go get me a beer!!!
Question: LOOK AT MY LOCK SCREEN<333333 (with Ponyboy picture)
Answer: OMG I love Harry Styles!
Question: Can I meet you one day?
Answer: Hows tomorrow at 3:30? Starbucks?
Question: I’m on my way to L.A. wanna hit the gym?
Answer: I’m in… should I grab a tattoo first?
Question: What’s your favorite baseball team?
Answer: THE LA KINGS
Question: How do you prefer your spankings?
Answer: Every hour on the hour!
Question: Will you love me if I give you beer?
Answer: Of course!
Question: Are you two gonna fuck or what? (after an ongoing hockey discussion with a fan)
Answer: No but I’m game for a circle jerk… you the pivot man? Lol
Question: What do you have when you have 2 green balls in your hand?
Answer: Kermits undivided attention?
Question: Are you drunk again? 😉
Answer: Shut up and and kiss me!!
Question: Hey Tommy how old were you in this picture??? (with a pic where he looks about 16)
Question: ok answer honestly: do you think you were really sexy when you were in your teens/20s
Answer: I’m not into guys
Question: My friends get annoyed when I talk about The Outsiders, should I stop talking about it?
Answer: Get new friends!
Question: Isn’t it your turn to get me a beer? Now hurry along sweet cheeks 😉
Answer: Don’t make daddy get off this couch!!
Question: how does it feel to be a 46 year old sex symbol?
Answer: Soooooo Goooood!!!! lol
Question: what was it like spitting on Leif Garret?
Answer: Like wasting good spit!
Question: How about I get ya a nice, cold beer? 😀
Answer: Make it a tallboy!
Question: Are u a political guy? Public or privately?
Answer: Hate politics publicly
Question: I would love if you could tweet me again to make my night…found out I have virtigo today!!
Answer: You’re a vertigo? I’m a Sag!!!
Question: Would you shun Liam if he didnt go for the Kings?
Answer: Shun? no… Beat? yes.
Question: Dreamt that we were married and I woke up sad
Answer: Don’t blame you
Question: new to twitter, be my first star response… please
Answer: You’ll always remember your first. (I’ll be gentle)
Question: Hello my talented friend and welcome to the weekend. Any plans that involve porn and chicken?
Answer: I’m going to eat some BBQ porn and watch chickens fuck!
Question: Would you ever do an interview on my podcast about your career?
Answer: Nobody wants to hear about my career!
Question: (From Tommy’s Webmaster) I think you should do an interview with ‘em about my career…
Answer: That I’ll do!!!
Question: Is Andrew Garfield extra cute in person?
Answer: Not my type
Question: How do you pronounce your name?
Answer: Ka thom as How ell.
Question: Hi! What does the C stand for in ur name?
Answer: Im not sure… should we google it?
Question: peanutbutter gives me heartburn…is that normal?!?!
Answer: Um… Im no doctor but Im gonna go with no…
Question: DID YOU KNOW THE TONGUE COULD BLEED WHY AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT IM SO STUPID
Answer: But just 1 week a month
Comment: Tumblr should change its name to Dumblr… Just sayin’
Question: i hate the entire male population minus you, youre a rad cat, sir.
Answer: I understand and thank you!
Question: RING RING Whispering…What are you wearing? Lol enjoy your tweets have a good day.
Answer: Chaps and nothing else!
Question: I think I’m the only 40+ year old guy tweeting him. Don’t get the wrong idea Tommy.
Answer: Damn… But I thought we…. Sigh
Question: fave actress??
Answer: Michael Cudlitz without a doubt!
Question: Hey Tommy, was Robert crazy or just a red blooded kid in a war? Oh Daryl… #asktommy #reddawn #wolverines #darylwasarat
Answer: A crazy red blooded American! Lol
Question: Do you like cats?!
Answer: The Broadway musical!? LOVED IT!!
Question: sitting by the pool drinking a few cold ones and my sis n law thinks u will not give me a what’s up!!!
Answer: Smack her for me!
Question: are you afraid of the big bad wolf?
Answer: I am the big bad wolf!
Question: And did you ever wear under-roos?
Answer: Got em on now!
Question: how do you feel about horny teenage girls crushin on you?
Answer: Horny? They have horns?!? wtf!?!?
Question: I’m bowling with a bunch of drunk adults. I’m 13.. Come help me. Please.
Answer: Kick their butts
Question: isn’t Thomas Gibson one sexy man? You are too
Answer: He’s a good kisser
Question: Are you even aware of what tumblr says about you?! they think you’re a sex machine!
Answer: Finally somebody got it right!!!
Question: You do Twitter right.
Answer: It sort of does me… i just roll with it.
Question: I’m not talking to you anymore
Answer: Yes you will… trust me. you will.
Question: Some Donkeys in Mexico are hung like horses.
Answer: Thats racist…
Question: If you were able to time travel and visit your younger self, What would you say?
Answer: Buy stock in Apple!
Question: NOTICE ME!!!!!!! ;))) love ya for always!!! Ps I’m not stalking
Answer: It’s ok to stalk on Twitter…
Question: hook me up with an acting job….
Answer: Hook me up with a singing gig!
Question: I saw you die in revolution! This is impossible!!
Answer: Cuz we all know I can kick Billy’s ass! lol
Question: i might die if you read this, js
Answer: One body bag Coming up!
Question: Outsiders homework… Any suggestions for Ponyboy’s future?
Answer: He became the Reaper and went on a killing spree in Boston… Terrifying the city for years! Hope that helps…
Question: I still need to buy you a drink.
Answer: Hey if you plan to sleep with me it’ll cost you dinner too!!
Question: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS BIGGER THAN NIKKI MINAJ’S BOOTY.
Answer: Lol.. thats serious!
Question: I WANT YOUR FIRST BORN SON
Answer: You sure? he’s 16 and eats a ton!!!
Question: You noticed me so many times! You’re now my 3rd favorite actor. Sorry I really like Leo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise…
Answer: and how many times have they noticed you? ZERO! Better rethink it girl…
Question: respond back to this tweet so we can annoy my fried Sara? loll
Answer: Whats fried Sara? I’ve had fried okra!
Question: youre so fly
Answer: For a white guy
Question: will u marry my mom?
Answer: Um….. is she hot?!?
Question: i would shit a brick if you tweeted me idk
Answer: Send pics!!
Question: I’m not kidding. Eyeliner. On my 8 year old brother, if I get a tweet. I will send photos I swear!
Answer: When he starts wearing your clothes… Send me pics
Question: Boxers, briefs, or commando? I don’t care if you’ve answered it before & I’m not Googling it!
Question: An argentinian girl loves you
Question: can you magically turn 16 again, or is that impossible?
Answer: Whats in it for me?
Question: Do you ever tell people to stay gold?
Answer: Only if it benefits me somehow, someway
Question: This is my first time tweeting. Any advice?
Answer: Post a fake pic of a super model and lie lie lie!
Question: hey I just saw ur in a movie called Escape, is that really u ?
Answer: Yeah, I got away!!!
Question: do you like lana del rey’s songs
Answer: Anybody with a pussy that tastes like Pepsi is cool with me!
Answer: (after taking some flack) I can’t apologize for possibly the greatest tweet ever… Lana Del Rey fans understand… (it’s in the lyrics to one of her songs)
Answer: (after more flack) My tweets don’t need excuses… I recommend you unfollow me and follow my mom… I’m not for everybody! #loudandproud
Question: Team edward or jacob…??
Answer: Who the fuck are they?
Question: what’s it like being perfect?
Answer: How can I put it… sigh… Perfect!
Question: you spend your life on twitter!
Answer: Yeah, the 150 movies I’ve done were tweeted too…
Question: would you rather be as tall as a forest tree or as small as an ant?
Answer: Either would suck
Question: Should I name my next cat Ponyboy or Tommy?
Answer: “Tom Cat” sweet
Question: i want u??
Answer: Are you asking me? Yes… yes you do.
Question: haha I love how us fangirls scare you
Answer: Hold me?
Question: R U Sober?!?
Answer: Yep… i don’t need alcohol to talk shit, babe
Question: Yes i prefer @CThomasHowell over Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise if you don’t than you suck. #sorrynotsorry
Answer: You to the front!
Question: Are there lightning bugs (fireflies) in Cali? We have a lot here in NJ.
Answer: No but we have hobo’s and smog!
Question: sweetheart ssssshhhhhh I have a migraine and trying to sleep
Answer: (Whispers) wheres the remote?
Question: i woke up hoping to get a tweet from my dream man no luck
Answer: Shh you’ll wake the kids
Question: I have home work due tomorrow!!! Any ideas on ponyboy’s children?
Answer: All died in a Dairy Queen accident
Question: do people ever call you c?
Answer: Not to my face
Question: if you were a piece of clothing what would you be?
Answer: Kate Upton’s bathing suit
Question: if you could would you?
Answer: I can and I do!
Question: LOL, you’re rather good at playing unhinged physchotic characters!
Answer: It comes naturally… Lol
Question: Hey can we have an adult conversation please!?
Answer: You mean x rated?
Question: I shall not sleep until I get followed
Answer: Yes you will
Question: Why do you always tweet when I’m going to bed? now I gotta stay up
Answer: Its part of my evil plan
Question: honestly id kinda poop my pants if you wrote back
Answer: Go change, you smell
Question: I wanna meet u in person 🙂
Answer: Ok, I’m in Mississippi… under a bridge in Long Beach..
Question: tell my dog she’s a cat
Answer: Yell at my baby!!!
Question: *faints* #needmouthtomouth
Answer: Im on it!!
Question: It’s raining outside, should I go out and sing in it? 🙂
Answer: No… stay in bed… (you’ll wake up your bird)
Question: hey love im wide awake and need to hear from my future husband
Answer: Shh.. you’ll wake the kids!
Question: I can’t sleep what should I do???
Answer: Grab me a beer…
Question: Whats the best thing about being famous? Lol weird question!!
Answer: Not standing in lines!
Question: what if i told you that i love you
Answer: I’d blush…
Question: why are you so good looking??
Answer: My dad was the Marlboro man #truth
Question: do you sleep with a night light
Answer: No, a blonde!
Question: is Ralph Machio funny?
Answer: No, Italian
Question: are you a fun drunk?
Answer: Im a fun everything!
Question: follow me or ill jump out of a 4 story window
Answer: Send video!!!
Question: Atlantic City smells like corn niblets. Any ideas why? #seriously
Answer: Digested corn niblets you mean
Question: about 1 week of school left…and then I’ll be a freshman…advice?
Answer: Carry pepper spray
Question: Do you like Full House
Answer: Yes but four of a kind is better
Question: I fell down a hole today 🙂
Answer: Were you chasing a white rabbit?
Question: Dewey, I graduated from high school last night. You wanna come over and have some cake?
Answer: Is your mom hot?
Question: hey please help me, I’m having problems. I got a A- in one of my classes and my moms mad I don’t no what to do. Thats not bad
Answer: Try strychnine in her coffee…
Question: Did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause damn.
Answer: Yeah and it really hurt!
Question: do you like sloths
Answer: Never met one
Question: so i practically made all my friends love you. Wow
Answer: You’re part of my plan to take over the world!
Question: On a scale of one to ten how sexy is poutine?
Answer: Negative 1
Question: you’re so damn perfect it makes me want to cry.
Answer: Let it out, girl
Question: Your opinion on Patrick Kane?
Answer: His beard is lame lmao
Question: come to denver and drive me to mcdonalds
Answer: I was going to but u didn’t say please!
Question: i got a kitten today. what should i name him? i can’t decide!
Question: I actually live on a golf course. Come whack your balls in my back yard. 🙂
Answer: Whoa whoa whoa!!!!!
Question: I’m probably going to stay up all night anyways so you might as well tweet me to take up some time
Answer: Oh, am I “time filler” now?
Question: if you tweeted me this would seriously be the bet day of my life
Answer: Enjoy the best day of your life!
Question: you do realize to this day you have girls fantasizing about “ponyboy” rightt?
Answer: Do you blame them!?
Question: how do you feel about an American / Irish threesome?
Answer: I’ll do it for my country!
Question: I’ve got no kids for the whole summer they’re headed to my brothers any suggestions?
Answer: Want mine!?
Question: you think you’ll ever be a guest star as Uncle Tommy on #BabyDaddy?
Answer: Is heavy drinking allowed!?
Question: Isn’t Mr. Cudlitz blonde?
Answer: @Cudlitz is a fake blonde!
Question: He has fake boobs too doesn’t he Tommy?
Answer: Those are real! LMAO!
Question: Still waiting to hear from you…good thing I didn’t hold my breath!
Answer: Never a good idea! lol
Question: Will you go out on a date with me?
Answer: If we go Dutch!
Question: we shall be married tomorrow!
Answer: Dang, what should I wear?
Question: I’ll meet ya at the bar 🙂 first round in me.
Answer: Whoa “in you?” C U there!
Question: I’m graduating from middle school on Monday. I’m not ready for high school. Any words of advice ?
Answer: carry mace and brass knuckles…
Question: is there anything more comfortable than yoga pants?
Answer: Um… no pants!?
Question: what would you do if i sent myself to you in the mail?
Answer: Open you and read you…
Question: I know every line of the Outsiders. Will you love me now?
Answer: No but it is the beginning of something special
Question: why wont u admit that ur in love with me?
Answer: Its just so difficult… we’ve been thru so much. sigh
Question: do you believe in UNICORNS? 🙂
Answer: No I eat them…
Question: I cant eat a whole one by myself..can you?
Answer: I go with the “fun size”
Question: unicorn on the cob?
Question: i just swallowed an orange seed am i gonna die
Answer: How big was it?
Question: What is the most romantic thing you have ever said?? 🙂
Answer: “Do you have protection?”
Question: why hasn’t @CThomasHowell tweeted to me yet?
Answer: What now?
Question: BTW is the outsiders worth a watch !!!!
Answer: Rolex or Cartier?
Question: my dad doesn’t believe you’ll tweet me back, prove him wrong?
Answer: What does he know!?
Question: you ignoring me now .. #depression
Answer: Patience wee one
Question: what r u wearing
Answer: Lacy panties and a push up bra! oh and high tops..
Question: Am I annoying you?
Answer: You’ll have to try harder!
Question: you will never understand my love for you tommy
Answer: Its just too mysterious and complicated isn’t it?