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Funny Responses Part 4

Question: Next time your in Austin, you must be introduced to the Purple Margarita.
Answer: I’ll drink anything purple!

Question: zombie apocalypse survival plan?!
Answer: (whispering) Zombies aren’t real sweetheart. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Sorry!

Question: My 2 boys say.. HEY TOMMY, HOW ARE YOU?.. at the top of their lungs.. lol..
Answer: I’M FINE!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: can you follow me?
Answer: Where you going?

Question: would you consider your self pretty?
Answer: Pretty? No. Beautiful? YES!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Whats the coolest thing you got to learn how to do for a role you played?
Answer: Fly on a bicycle!

Question: How do you like your eggs?!
Answer: Over easy like my women!
Question: And how do you like your men? Lol
Answer: Scrambled!

Question: do you use this?? (with a picture of a men’s urinal)
Answer: Of course! Don’t they have sinks in girls bathrooms?

Question: Allergic to anything?
Answer: Stupidity

Question: Would give my right arm for a RT..
Answer: Keep your arm ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: how old were you when you started dancing for money
Answer: I was a pre teen street walker… Go ahead and laff!

Random comment: Fourth of July was great! Galaxy game great! Fireworks great! “Adult watermelon?” Freakin’ awesome!!!!! โ€ช#adultstuffiscoolโ€ฌ

Question: Tommy, is it weird I carried a picture of you around in my wallet for years?
Answer: Maybe. What’d you do with it?

Question: This is weird but i loved your underarms in the outsiders! lol
Answer: That is weird!

Question: my refridgerator broke up with me ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: It was time! I heard your stove is hot! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: If the last three characters you played named Ray got into a rumble, which one would win? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Ray, duh!

Question: Do you like Maroon 5?
Answer: No but I’ve got moves like Jagger!

Question: Do you have any weird talents?
Answer: Only in the bedroom!

Question: What’s your favorite book?
Answer: I cant read…

Question: Do fans ever give you the creepy, “stay away from at all costs” vibe?
Answer: Those are my favorite!

Question: What’s a good excuse I can use to call out of work tomorrow? ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Flat tire? Sick? Your dog ate it?

Question: Did you ever have a guinea pig ._. ?
Answer: No but I heard they’re good with a lil bbq sauce

Question: i’d probably cry if you tweeted me right now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Answer: There there little one. No need for tears!

Question: Harry Potter or Twilight? Say Twilight and I’ll think you a gay fairy.
Answer: You say that like gay fairies are bad

Question: where would u hide an elephant?
Answer: Shhh (the cookie jar)

Question: can u name every movie u have ever been in?
Answer: Hell no

Question: do u like alpacas?
Answer: Not since the rape

Question: does Liam have a girlfriend by any chance?;)
Answer: No he’s available
Question: What about Dash? Is he available? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Yes

Question: Here’s a question i haven’t seen asked yet, So how was your inflight meal?
Answer: Had better food in prison ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Do you want to be buried or creamated?
Answer: I wanna be stuffed!

Question: um I sent you a “friendship pin” when I was in 8th grade (1983). Did you ever get it? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Wearing it now!

Question: Tommy, the world will be in serious peril if you don’t go golfing ASAP! You must save us!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: 1. Super hero music? Check 2. Cape and mask? Check 3. Nine iron? Check. Look out cruel world! Da da da daaaaa!!!!

Question: What if you have nothing nice to say on twitter?
Answer: Tweet it anyway!!

Comment: (during 7/27/12 Olympics opening ceremony) Opening ceremony is AWESOME! I’m so proud to be British! Oh… Wait… Sigh. Never mind…

Question: Does anyone know of any good golf courses in the Los Angeles area ???
Answer: Um… without the wide mouthed clown? Not really… ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Just outta curiosity but has a fan ever sent you inappropriate pictures?
Answer: Only @Cudlitz !

Question: Have you ever appeared on Broadway? If not, any desire too?
Answer: I appeared on Broadway once then realized I got off at the wrong station…

Question: What’s your ability on Alphas?
Answer: I kill people with good looks!!

Question: How would Dewey respond? RT I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, “Alright, get in the basket.”?
Answer: A taser to the face works wonders!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: A woman cannot depend on the protection of a man. She must learn to protect herself.
Answer: Hence “the pill!”

Question: May i ask how did you get @Bug_Hall nude in your movie that you directed??
Answer: I promised him a reach around!

Question: Loved your appearance on Alphas this week. You’re portrayal of a psychopathic killer was almost TOO convincing! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Yeah it’s getting easy. Should I be worried?

Question: I’m officially a stripper now. Everyone help me think of a name!!
Answer: Cherry Valence ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: @CThomasHowell tweets back everybody but me -_- #sadtweet
Answer: Its personal!

Question: If you could compete in any event in the Olympics…what would it be?
Answer: The balance beam… Wait…

Question: what do you like to cook?
Answer: Evil plans!

Random Comment: Went to Chik-fil-a and ordered a “conservative chicken sandwich” with a side of “same sex sauce”… Dude stared with mouth agape! #losers

Question: On a scale of 1 – 10 how cute do u look today ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: A strong 9.5! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Question: .. what was the 0.5 you marked yourself down on ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ x
Answer: Hadn’t brushed my teeth yet! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: do you watch tv in ur underwear?
Answer: No, in my living room!

Question: Are you really 45?
Answer: Usually…

Question: I don’t love you, b/c I find that vaguely creepy, but you sure are nice ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: You’ll come around

Question: you never washed my car ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: My Daisy Dukes were dirty…

Question: hey who beat up an picked on Leif Garret more on the set of the outsiders Dillion or Swayze?
Answer: Leif’s girlfriend!

Question: you a fan of the biebs?
Answer: Um… you spelled Zeppelin wrong

Question: Would you invent time travel or the male multiple orgasm ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Pretty much the same thing…

Question: OMG my boyfriend just asked me who @CThomasHowell was! Unexcusable!
Answer: So, you’re single now, right?

Random comment: Can you hear that? That’s Monday screaming “uncle!” this bitch is mine!!!

Question: TOMMY! guess what!!!!!????!?!?!!
Answer: What???????????!!!!???

Question: if you could meet anyone, who would it be?
Answer: You

Question: Have you ever googled yourself?
Answer: No, but i do ogle myself!

Question: Got a dog. So far shes shit in my house, ranaway twice, dry humped Reed, and her farts smell like she swallowed a skunk!
Answer: awwww CUTE!!!

Question: hey, been a while since I tweeted you… so knock knock…
Answer: Go around!

Question: Is it really you or someone that works for you who answer here?
Answer: Just pretend its me!

Question: I can’t believe you. This is the 3rd time I tweet you, yet no reply. Why?
Answer: Its personal!!

Question: Clearly Nathan is having a bad week. 1st he burns his hand welding, then got ass kicked at foosball. Ouch.
Question: I’m gonna blame the burned hand on the foosball ass kicking. ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: there’s no crying in foosball!

Kids/Family/Pets

Question: Married? Kids? What’s everybody up to?
Answer: Happily married to wife Sylvie for 20 years (Married July 25, 1992). Daughter Izzy (Born Feb. 17, 1993) is attending Columbia University, Son Dash (Born Jan. 2, 1997) is in high school and an avid skateboarder. He plans to play on his high school soccer team as a midfielder/defender (2012-2013), Yongest Son Liam (Born April 24, 2001) is a talented soccer goalie for Real So Cal who just started 6th grade (fall 2012).

Question: Who is your role model and why?
Answer: My father. Because he’s always been true… And always will.

Question: What are you most proud of?
Answer: My kids!

Liam Howell

Question: You still doing magic?
Answer: A bit for the kids

Question: Do you have any pets?
Answer: Two dogs, Maggie the German Shepherd (Tommy’s dog, 10 yrs old in 2012) and Lola the Yorkie (Sylvie’s dog, 5 yrs old in 2012)

Question: Who is the mellower dog, Maggie or Lola? Who eats more?
Answer: Maggie by far is mellower, and naturally eats more being the bigger doggy. If you’ve wondered to feed a big dog, you should feed your German Shepherd these foods.

Question: Lola looks like a little rascal! Lol!Do you have a preference for smaller dogs?Would you ever get a large dog like a Mastiff?
Answer: Love all digs… My Golden Retriever passed and now we just have the lil dudes…

Question: What is your fondest Childhood memory? besides riding in dryers..lol
Answer: Riding my horses with my family.

Question: Does your son aspire to follow in your acting footsteps?
Answer: Not really! Thank god

Dash and Liam Howell

Question: What are your kiddos favorite subjects (in school)?
Answer: Liam is a math wiz. Dash loves English and Izzy? Well, she’s a super freaky genius/artist type!!! Lol

Question: Do you skateboard or going with the kiddos?
Answer: We all skate!

Question: Tommy, you & your kids wear helmets!
Answer: Of course!

Question: who’s your favorite person In the world???
Answer: My family and my dog Maggie!
Question: What breed is your dog maggie
Answer: Boston Terrier

Question: Mr Howell, do you plan to appear in productions with your children again?
Answer: Not anytime soon…

Question: Have you or your kids played the LA Noire game?
Answer: My son Dash loves it!

Question: Your older son (Dash) looks A LOT like young you. (: Does he have a Twitter? Hehe
Answer: Not yet. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: What’s ur secrect 2 a great marriage?
Answer: Forgive and forget

Question: Izzy is a talented artist and Liam’s a soccer wiz kid; what does Dash like to do?
Answer: Wants to be a cinematographer

Izzy Howell

Question: Does Sylvie enjoy sports as well or are you sent off to the mancave to watch?
Answer: It’s understood..

Question: What sports are your kiddos fans of Tommy?
Answer: Soccer, hockey and football

Question: Is Dash getting a twitter soon?
Answer: I asked him yesterday and he said he wasn’t into it yet!

Question: Is Dash taller that 5’9?! i hope so..
Answer: Dash is 6’3″

Question: Does dash wanna be in the rodeo like you did?
Answer: He skateboards!

Question: has Dash ever thought about acting?
Answer: Hates the notion!

Question: Does dash have a twitter or fb?
Answer: He has FB
Question: YOU DON’T TELL PEOPLE THAT. Omfg
Answer: Doesn’t take a genius to find out… Doesn’t mean he’ll “friend” people… So chill, child!

Question: Apparently Liam shares your love for sports….Does Dash?
Answer: Not as much as Liam and I

Question: What does Dash do when your with your golfing buddy?
Answer: Cant get Dash to golf. Says “it’s not his thing” ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: Dash is a skateboarder/gamer/computer dude!

Tommy and Sylvie Howell

Question: whats the best gift you were ever given?
Answer: My children

Question: Does Liam have a Twitter?
Answer: He does now – @Liam_Howell

Question: Does Izzy have a Twitter?
Answer: Hers is @izzyhowell

Question: Does Sylvie have a Twitter?
Answer: Hers is @sylvie_howell

Question: How’d you come up with the name Dashiell? I mean, it’s a ‘dashing’ name, but I’ve never heard of it, before! ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Dashiell Hammett was an amazing author if noir crime stories… Wrote The Maltese Falcon (my fav) and The Thin Man (wife’s fav)

Question: ARE YOU A CAT OR DOG PERSON?? p.s I love you!!!
Answer: Cat? Not so much… Dog? So much!

Question: As you already know, your daughter is unbelievably talented!! At what age did you notice her artistic abilities?!?
Answer: She’s amazing. Always has been freakishly talented!!

Question: Random question, how old was he, Izzy & Dash too, when you allowed them to have a cell phone?
Answer: Liam said he was in 2nd grade… But He’s always been responsible.

Question: Good evening honey, 2 quick questions 4 ya. What do you believe to be ur greatest accomplishment & do u believe in God? : )
Answer: 1.My children 2. Yes, deeply… Thanks for the tweet!