Category Archives: Funny Responses Series

Funny Responses Part 9


Question: Umm…Can i hide in your pocket?! ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Get in!!

Question: are you doing a tweet spree because if you are im staying up late until you notice me @CThomasHowell
Answer: Anythings possible!!

Question: I’m bored, what should I do?
Answer: 20 pushups go!!
Answer: Eat a giant bowl of Lucky Charms!

Question: According to ELLE mag,were compatible.(Youโ€™re fast friends who make each other laugh,sharing a sharp, sarcastic wit.) #libra
Answer: …and that shit don’t lie!

Question: my teacher has a crush on you
Answer: Whats his name?

Question: u still manage to look hot
Answer: Its the hair dye and plastic surgery!!!

Question: Hi Tommy! ๐Ÿ™‚ How often do you cuss?
Answer: I don’t fuckin know

Question: you were the perfect 15 year old.
Answer: STILL AM

Question: YOUR BIO OMG.
Answer: RIGHT OMG!

Question: why couldnt you have stayed a teenager forever
Answer: Omg that would suck

Question: can I date the 15 year old you or is that weird
Answer: He’s available but doesn’t drive…

Question: Will you still love me when I’m no longer young & beautifuuuuuullll Pony?
Answer: Yes but not as much..

Question: So whats up for you next my talented friend
Answer: Prolly’ get liquored up and smack the kids! You?

Question: Will you come make out with me?
Answer: Babe, Im watchin hockey! Now go get me a beer!!!


Question: LOOK AT MY LOCK SCREEN<333333 (with Ponyboy picture)
Answer: OMG I love Harry Styles!

Question: Can I meet you one day?
Answer: Hows tomorrow at 3:30? Starbucks?

Question: I’m on my way to L.A. wanna hit the gym?
Answer: I’m in… should I grab a tattoo first?

Question: What’s your favorite baseball team?

Question: How do you prefer your spankings?
Answer: Every hour on the hour!

Question: Will you love me if I give you beer?
Answer: Of course!

Question: Are you two gonna fuck or what? (after an ongoing hockey discussion with a fan)
Answer: No but I’m game for a circle jerk… you the pivot man? Lol

Question: What do you have when you have 2 green balls in your hand?
Answer: Kermits undivided attention?

Question: Are you drunk again? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Shut up and and kiss me!!

Question: Hey Tommy how old were you in this picture??? (with a pic where he looks about 16)
Answer: 46-35+5

Question: ok answer honestly: do you think you were really sexy when you were in your teens/20s
Answer: I’m not into guys

Question: My friends get annoyed when I talk about The Outsiders, should I stop talking about it?
Answer: Get new friends!

Question: Isn’t it your turn to get me a beer? Now hurry along sweet cheeks ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Don’t make daddy get off this couch!!

Question: how does it feel to be a 46 year old sex symbol?
Answer: Soooooo Goooood!!!! lol

Question: what was it like spitting on Leif Garret?
Answer: Like wasting good spit!

Question: How about I get ya a nice, cold beer? ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Make it a tallboy!

Question: Are u a political guy? Public or privately?
Answer: Hate politics publicly


Question: I would love if you could tweet me again to make my night…found out I have virtigo today!!
Answer: You’re a vertigo? I’m a Sag!!!

Question: Would you shun Liam if he didnt go for the Kings?
Answer: Shun? no… Beat? yes.

Question: Dreamt that we were married and I woke up sad
Answer: Don’t blame you

Question: new to twitter, be my first star response… please
Answer: You’ll always remember your first. (I’ll be gentle)

Question: Hello my talented friend and welcome to the weekend. Any plans that involve porn and chicken?
Answer: I’m going to eat some BBQ porn and watch chickens fuck!

Question: Would you ever do an interview on my podcast about your career?
Answer: Nobody wants to hear about my career!
Question: (From Tommy’s Webmaster) I think you should do an interview with โ€˜em about my careerโ€ฆ
Answer: That I’ll do!!!

Question: Is Andrew Garfield extra cute in person?
Answer: Not my type

Question: How do you pronounce your name?
Answer: Ka thom as How ell.

Question: Hi! What does the C stand for in ur name?
Answer: Im not sure… should we google it?

Question: peanutbutter gives me heartburn…is that normal?!?!
Answer: Um… Im no doctor but Im gonna go with no…

Answer: But just 1 week a month

Comment: Tumblr should change its name to Dumblr… Just sayin’


Question: i hate the entire male population minus you, youre a rad cat, sir.
Answer: I understand and thank you!

Question: RING RING Whispering…What are you wearing? Lol enjoy your tweets have a good day.
Answer: Chaps and nothing else!

Question: I think I’m the only 40+ year old guy tweeting him. Don’t get the wrong idea Tommy.
Answer: Damn… But I thought we…. Sigh

Question: fave actress??
Answer: Michael Cudlitz without a doubt!

Question: Hey Tommy, was Robert crazy or just a red blooded kid in a war? Oh Daryl… #asktommy #reddawn #wolverines #darylwasarat
Answer: A crazy red blooded American! Lol

Question: Do you like cats?!
Answer: The Broadway musical!? LOVED IT!!

Question: sitting by the pool drinking a few cold ones and my sis n law thinks u will not give me a what’s up!!!
Answer: Smack her for me!

Question: are you afraid of the big bad wolf?
Answer: I am the big bad wolf!

Question: And did you ever wear under-roos?
Answer: Got em on now!

Question: how do you feel about horny teenage girls crushin on you?
Answer: Horny? They have horns?!? wtf!?!?


Question: I’m bowling with a bunch of drunk adults. I’m 13.. Come help me. Please.
Answer: Kick their butts

Question: isn’t Thomas Gibson one sexy man? You are too
Answer: He’s a good kisser

Question: Are you even aware of what tumblr says about you?! they think you’re a sex machine!
Answer: Finally somebody got it right!!!

Question: You do Twitter right.
Answer: It sort of does me… i just roll with it.

Question: I’m not talking to you anymore
Answer: Yes you will… trust me. you will.

Question: Some Donkeys in Mexico are hung like horses.
Answer: Thats racist…

Question: If you were able to time travel and visit your younger self, What would you say?
Answer: Buy stock in Apple!

Question: NOTICE ME!!!!!!! ;))) love ya for always!!! Ps I’m not stalking
Answer: It’s ok to stalk on Twitter…

Question: hook me up with an acting job….
Answer: Hook me up with a singing gig!

Question: I saw you die in revolution! This is impossible!!
Answer: Cuz we all know I can kick Billy’s ass! lol

Question: i might die if you read this, js
Answer: One body bag Coming up!

Question: Outsiders homework… Any suggestions for Ponyboy’s future?
Answer: He became the Reaper and went on a killing spree in Boston… Terrifying the city for years! Hope that helps…

Question: I still need to buy you a drink.
Answer: Hey if you plan to sleep with me it’ll cost you dinner too!!

Answer: Lol.. thats serious!

Answer: You sure? he’s 16 and eats a ton!!!

Question: You noticed me so many times! You’re now my 3rd favorite actor. Sorry I really like Leo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise…
Answer: and how many times have they noticed you? ZERO! Better rethink it girl…

Question: respond back to this tweet so we can annoy my fried Sara? loll
Answer: Whats fried Sara? I’ve had fried okra!

Question: youre so fly
Answer: For a white guy

Question: will u marry my mom?
Answer: Um….. is she hot?!?

Question: i would shit a brick if you tweeted me idk
Answer: Send pics!!


Question: I’m not kidding. Eyeliner. On my 8 year old brother, if I get a tweet. I will send photos I swear!
Answer: When he starts wearing your clothes… Send me pics

Question: Boxers, briefs, or commando? I don’t care if you’ve answered it before & I’m not Googling it!
Answer: Thong

Question: An argentinian girl loves you
Answer: Finally!

Question: can you magically turn 16 again, or is that impossible?
Answer: Whats in it for me?

Question: Do you ever tell people to stay gold?
Answer: Only if it benefits me somehow, someway

Question: This is my first time tweeting. Any advice?
Answer: Post a fake pic of a super model and lie lie lie!

Question: hey I just saw ur in a movie called Escape, is that really u ?
Answer: Yeah, I got away!!!

Question: do you like lana del rey’s songs
Answer: Anybody with a pussy that tastes like Pepsi is cool with me!
Answer: (after taking some flack) I can’t apologize for possibly the greatest tweet ever… Lana Del Rey fans understand… (it’s in the lyrics to one of her songs)
Answer: (after more flack) My tweets don’t need excuses… I recommend you unfollow me and follow my mom… I’m not for everybody! #loudandproud

Question: Team edward or jacob…??
Answer: Who the fuck are they?

Question: what’s it like being perfect?
Answer: How can I put it… sigh… Perfect!

Question: you spend your life on twitter!
Answer: Yeah, the 150 movies I’ve done were tweeted too…

Question: would you rather be as tall as a forest tree or as small as an ant?
Answer: Either would suck

Question: Should I name my next cat Ponyboy or Tommy?
Answer: “Tom Cat” sweet

Question: i want u??
Answer: Are you asking me? Yes… yes you do.

Question: haha I love how us fangirls scare you
Answer: Hold me?

Question: R U Sober?!?
Answer: Yep… i don’t need alcohol to talk shit, babe

Question: Yes i prefer @CThomasHowell over Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise if you don’t than you suck. #sorrynotsorry
Answer: You to the front!

Question: Are there lightning bugs (fireflies) in Cali? We have a lot here in NJ.
Answer: No but we have hobo’s and smog!

Question: sweetheart ssssshhhhhh I have a migraine and trying to sleep
Answer: (Whispers) wheres the remote?

Question: i woke up hoping to get a tweet from my dream man no luck
Answer: Shh you’ll wake the kids

Question: I have home work due tomorrow!!! Any ideas on ponyboy’s children?
Answer: All died in a Dairy Queen accident

Question: do people ever call you c?
Answer: Not to my face

Question: if you were a piece of clothing what would you be?
Answer: Kate Upton’s bathing suit

Question: if you could would you?
Answer: I can and I do!

Question: LOL, you’re rather good at playing unhinged physchotic characters!
Answer: It comes naturally… Lol

Question: Hey can we have an adult conversation please!?
Answer: You mean x rated?

Question: I shall not sleep until I get followed
Answer: Yes you will

Question: Why do you always tweet when I’m going to bed? now I gotta stay up
Answer: Its part of my evil plan

Question: honestly id kinda poop my pants if you wrote back
Answer: Go change, you smell

Question: I wanna meet u in person ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Ok, I’m in Mississippi… under a bridge in Long Beach..

Question: tell my dog she’s a cat
Answer: Yell at my baby!!!

Question: *faints* #needmouthtomouth
Answer: Im on it!!

Question: It’s raining outside, should I go out and sing in it? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: No… stay in bed… (you’ll wake up your bird)

Question: hey love im wide awake and need to hear from my future husband
Answer: Shh.. you’ll wake the kids!

Question: I can’t sleep what should I do???
Answer: Grab me a beer…

Question: Whats the best thing about being famous? Lol weird question!!
Answer: Not standing in lines!

Question: what if i told you that i love you
Answer: I’d blush…

Question: why are you so good looking??
Answer: My dad was the Marlboro man #truth

Question: do you sleep with a night light
Answer: No, a blonde!

Question: is Ralph Machio funny?
Answer: No, Italian

Question: are you a fun drunk?
Answer: Im a fun everything!

Question: follow me or ill jump out of a 4 story window
Answer: Send video!!!

Question: Atlantic City smells like corn niblets. Any ideas why? #seriously
Answer: Digested corn niblets you mean

Question: about 1 week of school leftโ€ฆand then I’ll be a freshmanโ€ฆadvice?
Answer: Carry pepper spray

Question: Do you like Full House
Answer: Yes but four of a kind is better

Question: I fell down a hole today ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Were you chasing a white rabbit?

Question: Dewey, I graduated from high school last night. You wanna come over and have some cake?
Answer: Is your mom hot?

Question: hey please help me, I’m having problems. I got a A- in one of my classes and my moms mad I don’t no what to do. Thats not bad
Answer: Try strychnine in her coffee…

Question: Did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause damn.
Answer: Yeah and it really hurt!

Question: do you like sloths
Answer: Never met one

Question: so i practically made all my friends love you. Wow
Answer: You’re part of my plan to take over the world!

Question: On a scale of one to ten how sexy is poutine?
Answer: Negative 1

Question: you’re so damn perfect it makes me want to cry.
Answer: Let it out, girl

Question: Your opinion on Patrick Kane?
Answer: His beard is lame lmao

Question: come to denver and drive me to mcdonalds
Answer: I was going to but u didn’t say please!

Question: i got a kitten today. what should i name him? i can’t decide!
Answer: Milo

Question: I actually live on a golf course. Come whack your balls in my back yard. ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Whoa whoa whoa!!!!!

Question: I’m probably going to stay up all night anyways so you might as well tweet me to take up some time
Answer: Oh, am I “time filler” now?

Question: if you tweeted me this would seriously be the bet day of my life
Answer: Enjoy the best day of your life!

Question: you do realize to this day you have girls fantasizing about “ponyboy” rightt?
Answer: Do you blame them!?

Question: how do you feel about an American ย/ Irish threesome?
Answer: I’ll do it for my country!

Question: I’ve got no kids for the whole summer they’re headed to my brothers any suggestions?
Answer: Want mine!?

Question: you think you’ll ever be a guest star as Uncle Tommy on #BabyDaddy?
Answer: Is heavy drinking allowed!?

Question: Isn’t Mr. Cudlitz blonde?
Answer: @Cudlitz is a fake blonde!
Question: He has fake boobs too doesn’t he Tommy?
Answer: Those are real! LMAO!

Question: Still waiting to hear from you…good thing I didn’t hold my breath!
Answer: Never a good idea! lol

Question: Will you go out on a date with me?
Answer: If we go Dutch!

Question: we shall be married tomorrow!
Answer: Dang, what should I wear?

Question: I’ll meet ya at the bar ๐Ÿ™‚ first round in me.
Answer: Whoa “in you?” C U there!

Question: I’m graduating from middle school on Monday. I’m not ready for high school. Any words of advice ?
Answer: carry mace and brass knuckles…

Question: is there anything more comfortable than yoga pants?
Answer: Um… no pants!?

Question: what would you do if i sent myself to you in the mail?
Answer: Open you and read you…

Question: I know every line of the Outsiders. Will you love me now?
Answer: No but it is the beginning of something special

Question: why wont u admit that ur in love with me?
Answer: Its just so difficult… we’ve been thru so much. sigh

Question: do you believe in UNICORNS? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: No I eat them…
Question: I cant eat a whole one by myself..can you?
Answer: I go with the “fun size”
Question: unicorn on the cob?
Answer: Canned…

Question: i just swallowed an orange seed am i gonna die
Answer: How big was it?

Question: What is the most romantic thing you have ever said?? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: “Do you have protection?”

Question: why hasn’t @CThomasHowell tweeted to me yet?
Answer: What now?

Question: BTW is the outsiders worth a watch !!!!
Answer: Rolex or Cartier?

Question: my dad doesn’t believe you’ll tweet me back, prove him wrong?
Answer: What does he know!?

Question: you ignoring me now .. #depression
Answer: Patience wee one

Question: what r u wearing
Answer: Lacy panties and a push up bra! oh and high tops..

Question: Am I annoying you?
Answer: You’ll have to try harder!

Question: you will never understand my love for you tommy
Answer: Its just too mysterious and complicated isn’t it?

Funny Responses Part 8

From Tommy's Twitter: Go hard! Go hard! Go HARD!! #coachella2013
From Tommy’s Twitter: Go hard! Go hard! Go HARD!! #coachella2013

Question: Is anyone else sitting in a puddle?
Answer: Nope. Just you.

Question: Who is your favorite person? ….me..*cough*cough* me *cough*
Answer: You ok? that cough sounds awful!

Question: You know where I can get a cocktail waitress?
Answer: Lol… I just might

Question: hey Ponyboy ๐Ÿ™‚ Who is your favorite One Direction member?
Answer: Toss up between Robert Plant or Jim Morrison.

Question: I need to pee
Answer: Ok I’ll wait here

Question: why won’t you reply to me whenever i tell you how perfect you are!
Answer: I’m shy

Question: my 12 year old son watched “Soul Man” today and he loved it!!!! Although I had to explain who Prince was!!! Lol
Answer: I think I forgot who Prince is…

Tommy in "Soul Man"
Tommy in “Soul Man”

Question: Do I have to have tits for you to reply to me or am I just unlucky lol ?
Answer: That hairy belly will do!

Question: Watching @CThomasHowell guesting on Monk. ION TV never fails, when OTA nets do. Enough with infomercials during the day.
Answer: That is AWESOME considering I’ve never been on Monk! But enjoy!

Question: Why must you have so much SASS ?!
Answer: That’s how I roll, girl!

Question: I ran into the wall cause my aunt was like “YOUR HUSBAND IS ON TV” and so I ran and hit the wall. that’s how much I love you
Answer: Ice pack!?

Question: do you ever just go, WTF? to some of those questions
Answer: All the time

Question: i admire your sassiness
Answer: I’m famous for my sassy ass now… Lol

Question: Getting my ALL of my wisdom teeth out tomorrow… Anyone want to wish me good luck.?
Answer: Oh snap! You are screwed!!! I did that and wished I hadn’t!!!! #percocet

Question: What’s your dress size?
Answer: Im a perfect 6!

Question: Maybe I can fall asleep if you tweet me
Answer: Am I THAT boring!?! haha

Question: If you could have any accent, what would it be?
Answer: Shrek!

Question: I’m reading the Outsiders in class, love Ponyboy!
Answer: Wait!?! there’s an Outsiders book!?!?

Question: Soul man ? This guy @CThomasHowell is not the same dude. He’s better looking and more drunk.
Answer: much better looking and wayyyyy more drunk!

Tommy in "Soul Man"
Tommy in “Soul Man”

Question: Today is my pay day.
Answer: Spend it wisely… I recommend women and booze!

Question: You’ve tweeted me 12 times, but you still don’t know my name. It’s 1AM. Awh.
Answer: Your name is 1AM? weird!

Question: Where did Ponyboy get his lilac hoodie from? Love it so much!!
Answer: From Lilacmart

Question: How was “fighting” with Thomas Gibson? #fearthereaper
Answer: He’s a sexy fighter

Question: Do you get your shoes shined at the airport?
Answer: I usually catch flights!

Question: fyi: I’m the girl at work who removes her microwave food before the time is up & then never zeroes it out. You’re welcome.
Answer: Hate you! Lol

Question: You tweeted me “Breathe!” a few days ago and I wrote that on my hand then my teacher thought I was cheating on my test..
Answer: that’s a good thing to have written on your hand! Especially during a test!

Question: hi. Your perfetttttt
Answer: No I have a scar on my knee…

Question: i love you ok? don’t tell your wife.
Answer: Your secret is safe with me..

Question: golf is for old people
Answer: Annnnd… now I’m ignoring you on purpose.

Question: as you read this tweet you will feel sleepy, then i will snap my fingers *snap* & you will follow me. okay GO!
Answer: That freakin’ worked!! Wtf!?! Lol

Rolling through the WB this morning! All hail the shield! (from 3/22/2013)
Rolling through the WB this morning! All hail the shield! (from 3/22/2013)

Question: How come you always tell people to go to bed?
Answer: cuz little girls should be sleeping not tweeting on school nights..

Question: My mom thinks that because I tweet you it means I stalk you… What do you make of it?
Answer: Tell her to tweet me!

Question: Where’s my hello?
Answer: You check under your bed?

Question: What’s your favorite emoji?
Answer: The middlefinger… wait

Question: I like chicken. And Southland.
Answer: They’re good together…

Question: I have to be up in 5 hours, why am I up?
Answer: Cuz you have to pee

Question: Can I get a good night? Now I have insomnia.
Answer: When I snap my fingers you’ll be sound asleep… SNAP! Zzz.

Question: If you could wish for anything in the world what would it be?
Answer: To be C. Thomas Howell

Question: And on a serious note, WHERE DID ALL YOUR SASS GO?! You’re way too sweet these days. It doesn’t even feel right.
Answer: That’s the key to being king of the sass… I know when to put it away

Question: It’s acceptable that my Ponyboy fantasies have come back suddenly by watching Southland right?
Answer: It was bound to happen!

Question: I think i have a crush on @CThomasHowell
Answer: Double check and get back to me

Question: how do i make someone smile??
Answer: Smile first

From Tommy's Twitter (4/27/2013) Awkward!!!!!
From Tommy’s Twitter (4/27/2013) Awkward!!!!!

Question: I have always liked your acting, and now you are helping me laugh through a night of being ill and up with my newborn, thanks
Answer: enjoy your little one. I have 3. Want one…?

Question: Pony, is it weird to have young girls crush on you? I’ve always wondered that..:P
Answer: not as weird as young dudes

Question: dying because @CThomasHowell is tweeting
Answer: An RA unit is on its way!!!

Question: Not 2 sound crazy but do u ever as an ego boost google C Thomas Howell naked ur nude scenes? screencaptures LOL
Answer: nope I just look in the mirror!

Question: What’s your sign? @cthomashowell to lazy to check!
Answer: “Proceed with caution”

Question: my mom told me to tell you that you’re very handsome! Haha
Answer: For some reason I have that affect on moms!

Question: how many girls fan girl over you everyday?
Answer: Not enough

Question: why do you have to be so perfect?
Answer: Stop… Ok never mind that

Question: I did a community clean up with my humanities class and then I had an allergic reaction to my latex times!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: Did you get out of the work? If so #worthit

Question: you were on my tv today and my mum said “isnt he a hot spice” omg
Answer: Annnnnd… you agreed!

Question: Well, everyone almost died when you went on your little vacation. No, really.
Answer: nobody dies on my watch unless I do the stabbing!!! Understand!?!

Question: But that’s not medicine? That’s a lipstick stain.
Answer: For YOU its not medicine

...and good morning from Riviera Country Club. My favorite place in LA. (4/1/13)
…and good morning from Riviera Country Club. My favorite place in LA. (4/1/13)

Question: ahh you are perfect
Answer: So are you!! LOVE blue haired blonde eyed girls!!!

Question: just adore you! Thats all!
Answer: I see how you look at me girl!

Question: favourite fast food…? if you eat it, that is.
Answer: Cheetah

Question: tommy what do you think about justin bieber?
Answer: He is HOT!!
Question: You mean that as a joke right? I’ve seen dogs better looking than him.
Answer: Don’t be mean to The Biebs!!!

Question: what do you think of @CThomasHowell?
Answer: He’s a keeper!

Question: Do you shower naked?
Answer: Sometimes

Question: do you ever take selfies?
Answer: Um… do you follow me?

Question: have you ever visited narnia?
Answer: Only the airport… had a layover on my way to Never Never Land!

Question: U are just MORE then perfect
Answer: You say that to ALL the ponyboys

Question: Who would u say is ur celeb doppelganger or some actor that kinda looks like u?
Answer: Don Cheadle!

Question: You know we’re married right?
Answer: Haha! Good to know… What’s for dinner?

Question: Will we be seeing you in anything new anytime soon? You’re the best!
Answer: Disney On Ice this summer. I’m Donald

Question: netflix is fucked up it dosen’t have the outsiders!
Answer: You said the F word!

Question: Would you ever do a reality show? Maybe a golf one?
Answer: Id do golf anything
Question: Golf porn? *cough*
Answer: Does that include playing with my putter?

From Tommy's Twitter: Yep... This is what I deal with on a daily basis. @Cudlitz #SouthLAndstyle
From Tommy’s Twitter: Yep… This is what I deal with on a daily basis. @Cudlitz #SouthLAndstyle

Question: Favourite one direction member?
Answer: The little dude that looks like me!
Question: Harry Styles is 6 feet 4 inches…. He’s not really “little”
Answer: Wasn’t talking about his height

Question: i thought you were black.
Answer: It wore off

Question: You are on fire tonight
Answer: Soccer dads rule!!

Question: I just want @CThomasHowell to tweet me telling me to “Stay Gold”
Answer: No you don’t

Question: I’m making your bio my senior quote #StayGoldBitches
Answer: Highly recommended

Question: but seriously go back to being 16 so i could date you
Answer: Can I borrow your time machine!?
Question: Who the heck would want to be 16 again? Yuck! #40sForTheWin!!
Answer: don’t know bout u but when I was 16 I was gettin jiggy wid it!!

Question: Hey there stud, how’s it hangin’?
Answer: Low and left, Ricky Spanish!

Question: are you nocturnal?
Answer: Only at night

Question: if you were to pick a animal to represent who you are what would it be?
Answer: A Liger

Question: please look at this! I’ll give you chocolate!
Answer: I take your chocolate

Question: how many push ups can u do? Curious ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Ice cream, bras or exercise?

Question: if you could disappear to anywhere in the world & had no worries, where would you go?
Answer: the place where all of the missing socks of the world end up…

Question: in your opinion, what’s the weirdest or funniest word in the English language?
Answer: Prolly “weird” and “funny”

Question: did you apologise to hotch for killing his wife?
Answer: Hmmm … i think I asked him to get me a coffee

Question: what are you going to do when people start saying “my grandma likes you”?
Answer: They already do!

Question: I’m eating at mcdonalds and they got free wifi
Answer: .. And free diabetes!

Question: Hey buddy! You rooting for any horses in the Kentucky Derby?
Answer: I’m pulling for Rhoda’s fav… Hoof Hearted

Question: what was it like fighting with Thomas Gibson?!?
Answer: A real turn on!! OMG He’s so cute…

Question: not trying to be creepy but i stalk your twitter
Answer: Thats what its for!

Question: What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
Answer: Oh, I don’t know but Im sure I was in it!

Question: Ooo whisper something in my ear ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: (Whispers) go get me a beer

Question: You get asked a lot about working with Thomas Gibson. But I wanna know.. What was it Like working with Shemar Moore? ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo
Answer: Makes a mean chicken tetrazzini!


Question: Can I have you for a day?
Answer: What day?

Question: Best actor of all time? (hint: the only acceptable answer is Denzel Washington)
Answer: Was gonna say Moe Howard

Question: You know what I like about you?? Your sass!!
Answer: You should see my sass in tight jeans!

Question: Have you ever seen a ghost?
Answer: I ain’t afraid of no ghost

Question: I like ur face
Answer: My face likes you

Question: I’m in school….. How horrible is that?!
Answer: Stop tweeting and pay attention!

Question: if you HAD to choose between Golf ( u have a perfect round to win the USA Open ) or Sex ( the good naughty sex ) ???..;-)
Answer: Golf… Not even close. LOL #golfismylife
Question: haha!!.. you’ve clearly NEVER had great sex!.. LOL!!.. x
Answer: YOU clearly have never hit a 300 yd drive!!

Question: if you could do another movie like the outsiders would you ?
Answer: Hmm Insiders maybe?

Question: You should tweet me so I can die of happiness
Answer: Today is a good day to die…

Question: @CThomasHowell is the queen of sassyness
Answer: I wear that crown proud!!

Question: OMG, I just noticed I have 666 followers & it’s putting me in a weird mood, what should I do??
Answer: Block 3 quick!

Question: My dearest, I think that if you replied to me I would pee myself
Answer: That sounds messy

Question: If you answer me… Ill be the coolest kid in school tomorrow.
Answer: Yes you will!

Question: Oh mighty, brilliant one. Why are most guys douchebags?
Answer: Comes with the penis

Question: if you followed me I’d hyperventilate
Answer: If I followed you so would I!!

Question: Also, just so everyone knows.. @CThomasHowell = DILF
Answer: Whats that stand for!? (kidding)

Question: Do you have any wisdom that’ll help me through these finals? #3DaysToFreedom
Answer: Play hooky

Funny Responses Part 7

From Tommy's Twitter: My day doesn't suck!  (01/23/13)
From Tommy’s Twitter: My day doesn’t suck! (01/23/13)

Question: Where you been at, i missed you!
Answer: Shhh… Im under your bed…

Question: Come live with me. My husband won’t mind…
Answer: Can he cook!?

Question: when you stepped out into the bright sunlight, what was on your mind?
Answer: Shit… Where are my sunglasses!?

Question: do you still wait for the sunset and watch it?
Answer: Out here its more of a “smog set”

Question: dogs cats or fish
Answer: All good if cooked properly

Question: what would you do if you turned into a girl
Answer: My milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard!

Question: have you ever been to wales?
Answer: no but Ive been whale watching

Question: do you even (weight) lift, bro?
Answer: I have people for that

Question: my feet are cold help me
Answer: Um… Socks?

Question: you are per-fucking-fection.
Answer: Is that a word?

Question: who would win at golf you or thomas gibson?
Answer: Id kick his ass then kill his wife… wait… #thereaper

From Tommy's Twitter: Good times with @NathanFillion and @AdrianPasdar last night! They are both examples for all. (taken 11/10/12)
From Tommy’s Twitter: Good times with @NathanFillion and @AdrianPasdar last night! They are both examples for all. (taken 11/10/12)

Question: do you agree that Matt Dillon’s eyebrows are still amazing 30 years on?
Answer: Its just one brow

Question: *whines about how you tweet everyone but me* @CThomasHowell [insert witty comment here]
Answer: Possibly best tweet ever!

Question: Loved “Tigers Tale” if only to see Ann-Margret nude. Must’ve been fun
Answer: All I could think was… “The king was here” #elvis

Question: If you were on Dancing with the Stars, what would be your signature dance move?
Answer: The horizontal bop

Question: not going to sleep till you tweet me back
Answer: You cant make me tweet you… wait… damn!

Question: Refuse to sleep until you tweet me
Answer: I feel used

Question: Truth be told… @CThomasHowell was my first celeb crush
Answer: Who was your 2nd?
Answer: (from fan) Rob Lowe…. :3
Answer: (from Tommy) Me too!!

Question: Has anyone ever told you how awesome you are!?
Answer: No

Question: You should get a part in Supernatural..yes?
Answer: Not sure they’d know what to do with me.

Question: on a scale of 1-10 how much do u like pie
Answer: What kind of pie we talkin about here?

Question: RT me? If not I’m gonna sell my cat to a Chinese restaurant.
Answer: Maybe just give it to them!? #dogperson

Question: do you like pizza
Answer: Honey really? you can do better than that… try again.

Question: Is the glass half empty or half full?
Answer: Looks like both to me

Question: I hate u
Answer: And when you say “hate?” I assume you mean “crazy love!”

Question: Do you wish you were young again?
Answer: Child plz

Question: We watched “The Outsiders” in class the other day and all the girls were talking about how cute Ponyboy is. Haha!
Answer: and you agreed?

Question: But can you really kill a man with a tennis ball and bug spray?
Answer: Yes and a woman too

Question: you are so cute stop
Answer: You stop

Question: yay!! 20 questions!! What was your favorite childhood toy??
Answer: I didnt have a childhood

From Michael Cudlitz Twitter: #SouthLAnd .......
From Michael Cudlitz Twitter: #SouthLAnd …….

Question: I think I love you.
Answer: But you’re not sure?

Question: hey tommy my mom won’t let me watch southland
Answer: Put her ass on the phone!!!

Question: I refuse to even breathe until you tweet me back.
Answer: That could get ugly

Question: Your IMDB says you’re an ex-child rodeo star. I didn’t know that. Still have some cowboy in you, man?
Answer: I never had one in me!!!

Question: your tew cute! Maybe you should call me?! ๐Ÿ˜„ *COUGH COUGH, WINK WINK*
Answer: Answer it! thats me!!

Question: can u twerk tommy do u shake that ass
Answer: With the best of em

Question: omg hi
Answer: Omg hi back

Question: after playing a cop ever wish you could pull idiot drivers over ?
Answer: You have no idea

Question: greetings from #TheNerdCulture! We’d love a ‘hello’ from you!
Answer: Hey nerds!!!

Question: we should have a movie night at your house. okay? okay.
Answer: You’d have to check with your mommy. Lol

Question: Okay CT. Enough of the one word answers you usually give me, it’s time for a real conversation. How’s your Easter??
Answer: really really really great (4 words)

Question: what do you know about Sweden?
Answer: Cold weather, warm girls!

Question: would you let me paint your nails pink
Answer: Unlikely but not an absolute no. I’m more of a hot rod red guy…

Question: Tommy why don’t you like cats?!…
Answer: Hated em ever since the “accident”

Question: YOU ARE AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU THOMAS!! Not in a creepy way though..
Answer: Thx for clarifying

Question: you don’t like cats? Does that mean you wouldn’t like me? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
Answer: Wait… I LOVE typing cats!!!

Question: why does @CThomasHowell not love me. i mean i love him..
Answer: I love everyone

Question: If I gave you a unicorn were would you hide it?
Answer: With the elephant

Nice leather seats there
Nice leather seats there

Question: @Cudlitz is really the man for me. @CThomasHowell is just a sideline.
Answer: Im glad you’ve got your priorities right!

Question: I was starting to think Twitter was broken when I didn’t see you around! #LifeReturnsToNormal #CallOffTheSearchTeam
Answer: Lol yeah I can get outta hand sometimes… Just trying to take care of the kids!

Question: you play the best protagonist and antagonist in my favorite movie & tv show #Ponyboy #TheReaper
Answer: I’m a pretty good “agonist” lol

Question: OK, what’s your favorite position??
Answer: Quarterback!

Question: How does one continue their day after a small child asks you out of nowhere, “What’s the meaning of life”?
Answer: Did you point and laugh?

Question: Hi,Tommy! I love u! It’s my favorite vowel! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Love u too Kelly!!!

Question: words can’t describe how much i love @CThomasHowell โค
Answer: Maybe numbers? Like on a scale of 1-10?!?

Question: my friend won’t stop singing how do i stop her
Answer: Feed her a PB&J… If that doesn’t work… Punch her in the throat!!!

Question: I think all your movies are awesome! Would you ever star in Red Dawn 2?
Answer: Um… I died
Question: lol I know you died in Red Dawn but, Red Dawn 2 could be Zombie style ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Oh… nah

Question: please tell me where you get all your sass. I’ve been dying to know your secret!
Answer: Wal mart

Question: tell me to go to sleep
Answer: Dont tell me what to do!

Funny Responses Part 6

Tommy as "Cherry 69"
Tommy as “Cherry 69”

Question: If you couldn’t have been Ponyboy, who would be your second choice??
Answer: Cherry Valance

Question: Seriously…your an asshole!
Answer: It’s “you’re”
Comment: From @adamsbaldwin: @CThomasHowell It would have been funny had you corrected his “asshole” to “asshowell”. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: That IS funny!

Question: Who do you like better One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Answer: The Doors

Question: Who has the best legs, the chicken or the seagull??
Answer: Bbq’d or fried?

Question: What does Matt plant in your yard? Ya know, because he does your yard work. #MattDillon
Answer: Plants what I tell him!

Question: Do you have any ET memories?
Answer: Drew Barrymore teaching me how to roll and getting tattoos together!

Question: from Ponyboy to The Boston Reaper… how did that happen?
Answer: Umm… I’m an actor???

Question: are you hating on jersey again? ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Even the Nets got the hell out! lol

Question: …Ever Watch Steven Seagal’s Show ??
Answer: Cake Boss?

Question: Do i have to do a backflip to get a tweet back from you?
Answer: Yes… GO!

Question: my mom had a thing for you and Ralph. I could see why
Answer: Deep down she still does

Question: ok one more question…then imma hit the sack. What was ET really like.?
Answer: He was a heavy drinker and a racist!


Question: i love you so much tommy!! please say it back!!
Answer: It back!!!

Question: C, a Walmart greeter was standing near a Redbox, informing renters to stay away from the new Red Dawn. Said it’s so bad LOL
Answer: Mom!?

Question: The only person I love is @CThomasHowell and if he gave me a rt my life would be thoroughly made
Answer: I feel so used

Question: I always like the bad boys! Lol
Answer: Me too!

Question: sorry, but I’m gonna have to un follow. Is there a “lite” version of your twitter?
Answer: You’ll be missed!

Question: I’m sorry but to me @CThomasHowell will always be the guy that killed haley and ruined my hotch’s life :(( #criminalminds
Answer: Awww… That’s so sweet!โคโคโค

Question: im crying we will never speak again
Answer: I will miss our long heart felt discussions. Fare well, mon ami!

Question: We’ve been tweeting each other repeatedly, I think it’s time for the next step in our friendship: you should follow me :)))
Answer: This is moving along way too fast! Maybe we should slow it down a bit!?

Question: my family is good friends with Ralph macchio didn’t you do outsiders with him too?
Answer: Don’t recall…

Question: If I drink a lot of green beer today will I really turn into the Hulk?
Answer: No, but your pee will!

Question: I am so bored. What should I do?
Answer: 20 push ups!

From Tommy's Twitter: My John Cooper impression. @Cudlitz #SouthLAndstyle (not from the set, but still)
From Tommy’s Twitter: My John Cooper impression. @Cudlitz #SouthLAndstyle (not from the set, but still)

Question: I painted my toes blue
Answer: What color are the nails?!

Question: Heels or Flats?
Answer: You should see me in a sundress with heels! Sweet!!!

Question: Did you get to keep that sweet The Reaper mask from Criminal Minds?
Answer: Wear it when I put my kids to bed!

Question: the Iranians want to sue the ARGO crew, do u agree?
Answer: For what their oscars!?

Question: every time I tweet you , you get offline…is it me?
Answer: Umm, I think its me

Question: lets have a staring contest
Answer: Ready go!

Question: can you please reply ive been waiting almost 80 years
Answer: You look good for your age!

Question: would you pose nude for Guns and Ammo magazine?
Answer: Hell yes!!!

Question: should i just give up tweeting you
Answer: I dare you!

Question: you’re a painted whore (((supernatural quote)))
Answer: I dont need the parenthetical

Question: Tommy you should hook me up with Matt Dillon. just saying~
Answer: He likes “nice” girls!

From Tommy's Twitter: Yep... This is what I deal with on a daily basis. @Cudlitz #SouthLAndstyle
From Tommy’s Twitter: Yep… This is what I deal with on a daily basis. @Cudlitz #SouthLAndstyle

Question: omg tomas please reply ponyboy!!! I love u
Answer: why aren’t you in school?! Xo

Question: what are you wearing jake from state farm???
Answer: A mini skirt with pumps!!

Question: if you were a girl what part would you like to play?
Answer: Play or play with?

Question: Do you like Taco Bell? Whatdo you usually get there?!
Answer: A stomach ache!

Question: guess you never know what’s gonna come out of your mouth when you’re dying.
Answer: Usually blood

Funny Responses Part 5

From Tommy's Twitter: Good times with @NathanFillion and @AdrianPasdar last night! They are both examples for all. (taken 11/10/12)
From Tommy’s Twitter: Good times with @NathanFillion and @AdrianPasdar last night! They are both examples for all. (taken 11/10/12)

Question: I can’t help but wonder if @CThomasHowell is going to reprise his role as The Reaper–or Ponyboy–when he’s on Castle with @NathanFillion.
Answer: It’s sort of a combination of both. “Reaperboy”

Question: Can I have a reply, I got new job today loving it x. Hope u are well x
Answer: Get back to work!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Mr. Howell, how old were you when you did Red Dawn?
Answer: When I did Rae Dawn? 18 I think. Right after Soulman!

Question: Do you like One Direction?
Answer: I like every direction!

Question: Did you ever sneeze on the set of The Outsiders or Red Dawn?
Answer: No. Tommy don’t sneeze!

Question: what’s your favorite mushroom? ๐Ÿ˜›
Answer: The hallucination kind!

Question: Cagney or Lacy ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: If u mean James Cagney or lacy panties? Tough call… I’ll go with the panties!

Question: I’M such a big fan! I just got a shirt that said ‘Greaser’ on it! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: I have a shirt that has grease on it!

Question: Side Out still the best volleyball movie ever!
Answer: Maybe the ONLY volleyball movie ever

Question: Follow up, is it hard to be that cool all the time?
Answer: It comes naturally. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: can’t sleep. tell me a story about three bears. ok..go.
Answer: Once there were 3 bears. Two died. Now there’s only one. The end

The oh so rare birthday smile from Dewey... And yes that is @Cudlitz prancing in the background!
The oh so rare birthday smile from Dewey… And yes that is @Cudlitz prancing in the background!

Question: I’m coming down to stalk the SouthLAnd set!.. whoop whoop! ๐Ÿ™‚ will you let me hold your handcuffs?
Answer: No but you can play with my collapsable baton!

Question: Why only a small part in Spiderman? You should have BEEN Spiderman!!!
Answer: Im old

Question: Did you ever totally flub up a line on set?
Answer: Once

Question: you’re such an AMAZING ACTOR! An inspiration!! I’m trying out for Ponyboy in fall play! Can I please get a “Break a leg”? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Break a leg! Anybody’s! Just break it

Question: Why don’t you like Leif Garrett?
Answer: He’s a soc..

Question: You were so adorable and cute in The Outsiders… What happened? (;
Answer: Taxes!!!

Question: Have you ever been really confused before??
Answer: Yes… I mean no, wait! Omg Im so confused!! I Don’t know!!!!

Question: Didn’t the reaper do his fair share of beating on hotch? (After Tommy said he’d never hit anyone in real life)
Answer: *whispers* It’s pretend… Shhhh.

Question: Does anything scare you?
Answer: Got beat up by an angry pack of koala’s once. They’ve scared the hell out of me ever since! #donttrustem

Question: Was it ever weird having to straddle @Gibsonthomas for that stabbing scene?
Answer: Yes, especially after we broke up! #awkward

Question: Would you ever dye your hair pink?
Answer: Its naturally pink. I dye it grey!

Question: I love how creepy you were in #CriminalMinds!!
Answer: Creepy?!?

Question: looking forward to seeing you bring the creepy in H50!
Answer: Just a sprinkle of creepy! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: i love how creepy you were in the outsiders
Answer: Thats @se4realhinton fault! lol

Question: I love how creepy you are in person ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Lol! thx

Question: how often do you spray paint WOLVERINES on buildings?
Answer: Twice a day!

Question: What’s your favorite fruit?
Answer: The lil dude from Glee

Question: what do I get my teenage boys for christmas??? I have no ideas – HELP!!!
Answer: Teenage girls!

Question: You’re aware you used to look like Harry styles in the outsiders right?!
Answer: I’m way better looking!!!

Question: Hello Tommy! Next week it’s your birthday! How you’re going to celebrate it? xxxo
Answer: with some Geritol and a nap!

Question: Tase anybody interesting lately buddy? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Just the wife and kids!

Question: what do you want for Xmas ?.. X
Answer: A condo in Hawaii

How's this look for a days work? (10/31/12)
How’s this look for a days work? (10/31/12)

Question: goin 2 mall any suggestions on what 2 gt wife 4 Xmas ,very low budget .broke lol
Answer: A snuggie!

Question: if you weren’t an actor what profession would you choose and why?
Answer: Id be a hit man cuz thats how I roll!

Question: Do you have a sister name Stacey?
Answer: Yes… do you!?

Question: Starsky or Hutch ?.. x
Answer: Huggy Bear

Question: According to my friends 63 year-old aunt, you’re “still a cutie.” #Egoboost
Answer: Thats my demographic!

Question: how are you going to send your new year (:
Answer: Fed ex!!

Question: Can you give me a tip? Any life tip will do..
Answer: Marry wealthy!

Question: Did you guys eat a lot of Reese’s Pieces on the set of E.T. or were they only for the alien?
Answer: He’s a selfish bastard!

Question: Can you wish me good luck on my certification exam? The practice tests aren’t going so good ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: Cheat!!!

Question: So what about this? a Modern Day Western set in Hollywood and we’ll call it- Fist Full Of Botox?
Answer: Holla!

Question: It’s 32 here in NE Tn. What’s ur fave way to stay warm? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Fire place and a fat girl!

Question: who would win in a fist fight…Little Debbie…or….Debbie.Gibson?
Answer: Lil Debbie has a mean streak!

Question: I have never acted in my life, what should be my first step in the route to performing?
Answer: Great hair!

From Shawn Hatosy on Instagram (12/4/12)
From Shawn Hatosy on Instagram (12/4/12)

Question: don’t you get tired of people asking you about harry styles?
Answer: Isn’t it hair styles?

Question: The letters of your name make up Hell Show Coma…sounds like the name of a band. Play anything?
Answer: Golf!

Question: how would you describe @cudlitz (without getting too graphic about tattoos) ;P
Answer: Like the smell of used wine!

Question: How would you describe Matt Dillon? Besides the fact that he’s a great actor and gardener!…
Answer: You heard of the Marlboro Man? Well, nothing like that.

Question: Tommy, would rather be a Ninja or a real slick and cool Spy?
Answer: Shhh… I am a spy

Funny Responses Part 4

Question: Next time your in Austin, you must be introduced to the Purple Margarita.
Answer: I’ll drink anything purple!

Question: zombie apocalypse survival plan?!
Answer: (whispering) Zombies aren’t real sweetheart. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Sorry!

Question: My 2 boys say.. HEY TOMMY, HOW ARE YOU?.. at the top of their lungs.. lol..
Answer: I’M FINE!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: can you follow me?
Answer: Where you going?

Question: would you consider your self pretty?
Answer: Pretty? No. Beautiful? YES!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Whats the coolest thing you got to learn how to do for a role you played?
Answer: Fly on a bicycle!

Question: How do you like your eggs?!
Answer: Over easy like my women!
Question: And how do you like your men? Lol
Answer: Scrambled!

Question: do you use this?? (with a picture of a men’s urinal)
Answer: Of course! Don’t they have sinks in girls bathrooms?

Question: Allergic to anything?
Answer: Stupidity

Question: Would give my right arm for a RT..
Answer: Keep your arm ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: how old were you when you started dancing for money
Answer: I was a pre teen street walker… Go ahead and laff!

Random comment: Fourth of July was great! Galaxy game great! Fireworks great! “Adult watermelon?” Freakin’ awesome!!!!! โ€ช#adultstuffiscoolโ€ฌ

Question: Tommy, is it weird I carried a picture of you around in my wallet for years?
Answer: Maybe. What’d you do with it?

Question: This is weird but i loved your underarms in the outsiders! lol
Answer: That is weird!

Question: my refridgerator broke up with me ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: It was time! I heard your stove is hot! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: If the last three characters you played named Ray got into a rumble, which one would win? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Ray, duh!

Question: Do you like Maroon 5?
Answer: No but I’ve got moves like Jagger!

Question: Do you have any weird talents?
Answer: Only in the bedroom!

Question: What’s your favorite book?
Answer: I cant read…

Question: Do fans ever give you the creepy, “stay away from at all costs” vibe?
Answer: Those are my favorite!

Question: What’s a good excuse I can use to call out of work tomorrow? ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Flat tire? Sick? Your dog ate it?

Question: Did you ever have a guinea pig ._. ?
Answer: No but I heard they’re good with a lil bbq sauce

Question: i’d probably cry if you tweeted me right now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Answer: There there little one. No need for tears!

Question: Harry Potter or Twilight? Say Twilight and I’ll think you a gay fairy.
Answer: You say that like gay fairies are bad

Question: where would u hide an elephant?
Answer: Shhh (the cookie jar)

Question: can u name every movie u have ever been in?
Answer: Hell no

Question: do u like alpacas?
Answer: Not since the rape

Question: does Liam have a girlfriend by any chance?;)
Answer: No he’s available
Question: What about Dash? Is he available? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Yes

Question: Here’s a question i haven’t seen asked yet, So how was your inflight meal?
Answer: Had better food in prison ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Do you want to be buried or creamated?
Answer: I wanna be stuffed!

Question: um I sent you a “friendship pin” when I was in 8th grade (1983). Did you ever get it? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Wearing it now!

Question: Tommy, the world will be in serious peril if you don’t go golfing ASAP! You must save us!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: 1. Super hero music? Check 2. Cape and mask? Check 3. Nine iron? Check. Look out cruel world! Da da da daaaaa!!!!

Question: What if you have nothing nice to say on twitter?
Answer: Tweet it anyway!!

Comment: (during 7/27/12 Olympics opening ceremony) Opening ceremony is AWESOME! I’m so proud to be British! Oh… Wait… Sigh. Never mind…

Question: Does anyone know of any good golf courses in the Los Angeles area ???
Answer: Um… without the wide mouthed clown? Not really… ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Just outta curiosity but has a fan ever sent you inappropriate pictures?
Answer: Only @Cudlitz !

Question: Have you ever appeared on Broadway? If not, any desire too?
Answer: I appeared on Broadway once then realized I got off at the wrong station…

Question: What’s your ability on Alphas?
Answer: I kill people with good looks!!

Question: How would Dewey respond? RT I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, “Alright, get in the basket.”?
Answer: A taser to the face works wonders!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: A woman cannot depend on the protection of a man. She must learn to protect herself.
Answer: Hence “the pill!”

Question: May i ask how did you get @Bug_Hall nude in your movie that you directed??
Answer: I promised him a reach around!

Question: Loved your appearance on Alphas this week. You’re portrayal of a psychopathic killer was almost TOO convincing! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Yeah it’s getting easy. Should I be worried?

Question: I’m officially a stripper now. Everyone help me think of a name!!
Answer: Cherry Valence ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: @CThomasHowell tweets back everybody but me -_- #sadtweet
Answer: Its personal!

Question: If you could compete in any event in the Olympics…what would it be?
Answer: The balance beam… Wait…

Question: what do you like to cook?
Answer: Evil plans!

Random Comment: Went to Chik-fil-a and ordered a “conservative chicken sandwich” with a side of “same sex sauce”… Dude stared with mouth agape! #losers

Question: On a scale of 1 – 10 how cute do u look today ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: A strong 9.5! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Question: .. what was the 0.5 you marked yourself down on ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ x
Answer: Hadn’t brushed my teeth yet! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: do you watch tv in ur underwear?
Answer: No, in my living room!

Question: Are you really 45?
Answer: Usually…

Question: I don’t love you, b/c I find that vaguely creepy, but you sure are nice ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: You’ll come around

Question: you never washed my car ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: My Daisy Dukes were dirty…

Question: hey who beat up an picked on Leif Garret more on the set of the outsiders Dillion or Swayze?
Answer: Leif’s girlfriend!

Question: you a fan of the biebs?
Answer: Um… you spelled Zeppelin wrong

Question: Would you invent time travel or the male multiple orgasm ?.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Pretty much the same thing…

Question: OMG my boyfriend just asked me who @CThomasHowell was! Unexcusable!
Answer: So, you’re single now, right?

Random comment: Can you hear that? That’s Monday screaming “uncle!” this bitch is mine!!!

Question: TOMMY! guess what!!!!!????!?!?!!
Answer: What???????????!!!!???

Question: if you could meet anyone, who would it be?
Answer: You

Question: Have you ever googled yourself?
Answer: No, but i do ogle myself!

Question: Got a dog. So far shes shit in my house, ranaway twice, dry humped Reed, and her farts smell like she swallowed a skunk!
Answer: awwww CUTE!!!

Question: hey, been a while since I tweeted you… so knock knock…
Answer: Go around!

Question: Is it really you or someone that works for you who answer here?
Answer: Just pretend its me!

Question: I can’t believe you. This is the 3rd time I tweet you, yet no reply. Why?
Answer: Its personal!!

Question: Clearly Nathan is having a bad week. 1st he burns his hand welding, then got ass kicked at foosball. Ouch.
Question: I’m gonna blame the burned hand on the foosball ass kicking. ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: there’s no crying in foosball!

Funny Responses Part 3

Question: When did you first know for sure that you were in love with @Cudlitz?
Answer: When he took off his shirt!

Question: Im doing a project about you what would you consider is the most heroic thing you have done????
Answer: I saved a bunch of kids from a burning church once…

Question: I know you are a Hollywood legacy, so I wanted to know if you are really to Thurston Howell III?
Answer: He’s my Uncle!

Question: If you had a fancy-dress party, what would you wear? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: A fancy dress!

Question: is this the real C. Thomas Howell?
Answer: Are there fakes!?

Question: thoughts on One Direction? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Which direction…? Love Love West! But some parts of the South are cool.

Comment: When did Bruce Jenner turn into Joan Rivers? #yikes

Question: Are you @ disneyland? We are here today from Denver.
Answer: Want one of my kids?

Fan comment: I’m unfollowing with your foul language.
Answer: I’m not for everybody…
Different fan comment: I’m following with the expectation there will be foul language.
Answer: You’ll be pleased!

Question: From @se4realhinton (before radio interview): Shouldn’t you be clearing your throat, lining up your water bottles, doing your voice exercises?
Answer: Thats 4 porn stars!
Question: From @se4realhinton: Something I did not know! Where’d you learn it?
Answer: I took porn class as a kid… Just in case.

Comment: Got my playoff beard and in about 2 hours I’ll be naked, covered in Cheeto dust and high sticking my wife! @BaileyLAKings

Question: you going to Jersey? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Jersey hates going to Jersey!

Question: I’m meeting President Obama in 10 minutes. Any words to pass along?
Answer: Tell him I’m here if he needs advice!

Question: Who are you rooting for at the Euro2012?
Answer: USA! Oh… Thats right… We suck and didnt make it. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Question: Uhm but the USA is not a European Country, sir.:) lol
Answer: (joking) ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: do you burp and blow it in people’s faces? My coworker just did that to me. Need to kick her ass.
Answer: Only Devil’s fans!

Question: What’s a simple solution for annoying people? I know quite a few…
Answer: A solid head butt does wonders

Question: why don’t you ever tweet me anymore? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
Answer: Oh damn… I’ve been tweeting someone else but it’s not serious!

Question: Dude!! You were great on Glee! LOL! Just kidding bro! Friday Humor”)
Answer: I’ll cut you!!

Question: could Jack Bauer have found the Reaper in 24 hours ?.. x
Answer: Dude never went to the bathroom in 24 hrs!

Question: do you get along with all the actors on set?
Answer: Yes or they are severely beaten!

Question: what exactly does a producer do?
Answer: Produces! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: what advice would you give to the teen moms?
Answer: Condoms!

Question: do u like green eggs and ham Sam I am??
Answer: Only when read in a “Christopher Walken” voice

Question: were u in the outsiders?
Answer: No… That’s the other C Thomas Howell. Happens all the time…

Question: Have you ever had someome tweet you that really creeped you out for real?
Answer: Most tweets r creepy!

Question: is it healthy to go to bed sad or mad??
Answer: Only when you’re married!

Comment: I found out today that it’s difficult to shave while doing the Rhumba, but it CAN be done! #StanleyCupChampions!!!

Question: Hello C Thomas Howell. What does the C stand for?
Answer: My mother never told me! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Question: Do you like koalas?
Answer: Not since the mugging…
Question: what….??
Answer: Long story…

Question: RT @kirkfox: Siri is as close to marriage as I want to get.
Answer: She’s a dirty whore!

Question: do you like mcfly?
Answer: Never ate one… Good?

Random Tommy Comment: Don’t let your emotions make you their bitch! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Question: one could say the same about one’s thoughts.
Answer: No it’s ok to let your thoughts make you their bitch!

Question: Hey bootylicious! How are you tonight? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: That was my nickname on the set of the Outsiders! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Question: Do you like 80’s music? Ex: Motley Crue, Poisen, etc.
Answer: Im a 79’s music kinda guy

Question: how did you prepare for your arc in CRIMINAL MINDS?
Answer: I’m a father of 3!

Question: I just got dumped..
Answer: Boys suck

Question: YOUR SO OLD
Answer: It’s “You’re” so old… And YOU CAN’T SPELL ha!

Question: Do u remember that poem that u said on the hill in Winderixville to Johnny-
Answer: The “Roses are red” poem?
Comment: from @se4realhinton: “Roses are red, this sky is pink Want a refrige ’cause this baloney is startin’ to stink”?

Question: how do u mend a broken heart?
Answer: Patron Silver!

Question: favorite guilty pleasure?
Answer: Midnight golfing… Naked. (shhhh)

Question: do dogs have feelings?
Answer: Not hotdogs! Be careful they don’t care about anybody… I found out the hard way.

Question: What’s the difference between Movies and TV that you notice?
Answer: The size of the screen!

Question: Was your mom a talent scout?
Answer: No a Girl scout!

Question: Do you get to wear the spiderman costume?
Answer: Only during our sex scenes…

Random comment: Turtle wax is for cars. Weird…

Question: fly out of Philly to LA tomorrow, my first..kinda scared of LAX, wish me luck!
Answer: It only hurts at first!

Question: do you still watch the movie the outsiders??? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Everyday!

Question: Whats the best way to stop the itching after Ive shaved my back?
Answer: Have someone pee on you!
Comment: From @explodingegg: OK… that’s way up there on the weird-o-meter, guys ;P
Comment: From @JoeJustLeft: Man talk woman. Sandwich time…make us some.
Answer: from Tommy: Lol

Random comment: My so, Dash is so impressed with my career that he declined a ticket to the Spiderman premier and the party afterward. LOL #classicteenager

Question: You should come over and wash my car this weekend ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: You just wanna see me in a wet t shirt!
Comment: From @thisistherealLC: Tee hee. No doubt! then you can smoosh your boobs on my windshield.
Answer: Lol! I knew it!!