Funny Responses Part 9

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Question: Umm…Can i hide in your pocket?! ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Get in!!

Question: are you doing a tweet spree because if you are im staying up late until you notice me @CThomasHowell
Answer: Anythings possible!!

Question: I’m bored, what should I do?
Answer: 20 pushups go!!
Question: I ACTUALLY DID IT OMG AND THEY WERE THE SHITTIEST PUSH-UPS EVER.. NOW WHAT DO I DO?!
Answer: Eat a giant bowl of Lucky Charms!

Question: According to ELLE mag,were compatible.(Youโ€™re fast friends who make each other laugh,sharing a sharp, sarcastic wit.) #libra
Answer: …and that shit don’t lie!

Question: my teacher has a crush on you
Answer: Whats his name?

Question: u still manage to look hot
Answer: Its the hair dye and plastic surgery!!!

Question: Hi Tommy! ๐Ÿ™‚ How often do you cuss?
Answer: I don’t fuckin know

Question: you were the perfect 15 year old.
Answer: STILL AM

Question: YOUR BIO OMG.
Answer: RIGHT OMG!

Question: why couldnt you have stayed a teenager forever
Answer: Omg that would suck

Question: can I date the 15 year old you or is that weird
Answer: He’s available but doesn’t drive…

Question: Will you still love me when I’m no longer young & beautifuuuuuullll Pony?
Answer: Yes but not as much..

Question: So whats up for you next my talented friend
Answer: Prolly’ get liquored up and smack the kids! You?

Question: Will you come make out with me?
Answer: Babe, Im watchin hockey! Now go get me a beer!!!

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Question: LOOK AT MY LOCK SCREEN<333333 (with Ponyboy picture)
Answer: OMG I love Harry Styles!

Question: Can I meet you one day?
Answer: Hows tomorrow at 3:30? Starbucks?

Question: I’m on my way to L.A. wanna hit the gym?
Answer: I’m in… should I grab a tattoo first?

Question: What’s your favorite baseball team?
Answer: THE LA KINGS

Question: How do you prefer your spankings?
Answer: Every hour on the hour!

Question: Will you love me if I give you beer?
Answer: Of course!

Question: Are you two gonna fuck or what? (after an ongoing hockey discussion with a fan)
Answer: No but I’m game for a circle jerk… you the pivot man? Lol

Question: What do you have when you have 2 green balls in your hand?
Answer: Kermits undivided attention?

Question: Are you drunk again? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Shut up and and kiss me!!

Question: Hey Tommy how old were you in this picture??? (with a pic where he looks about 16)
Answer: 46-35+5

Question: ok answer honestly: do you think you were really sexy when you were in your teens/20s
Answer: I’m not into guys

Question: My friends get annoyed when I talk about The Outsiders, should I stop talking about it?
Answer: Get new friends!

Question: Isn’t it your turn to get me a beer? Now hurry along sweet cheeks ๐Ÿ˜‰
Answer: Don’t make daddy get off this couch!!

Question: how does it feel to be a 46 year old sex symbol?
Answer: Soooooo Goooood!!!! lol

Question: what was it like spitting on Leif Garret?
Answer: Like wasting good spit!

Question: How about I get ya a nice, cold beer? ๐Ÿ˜€
Answer: Make it a tallboy!

Question: Are u a political guy? Public or privately?
Answer: Hate politics publicly

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Question: I would love if you could tweet me again to make my night…found out I have virtigo today!!
Answer: You’re a vertigo? I’m a Sag!!!

Question: Would you shun Liam if he didnt go for the Kings?
Answer: Shun? no… Beat? yes.

Question: Dreamt that we were married and I woke up sad
Answer: Don’t blame you

Question: new to twitter, be my first star response… please
Answer: You’ll always remember your first. (I’ll be gentle)

Question: Hello my talented friend and welcome to the weekend. Any plans that involve porn and chicken?
Answer: I’m going to eat some BBQ porn and watch chickens fuck!

Question: Would you ever do an interview on my podcast about your career?
Answer: Nobody wants to hear about my career!
Question: (From Tommy’s Webmaster) I think you should do an interview with โ€˜em about my careerโ€ฆ
Answer: That I’ll do!!!

Question: Is Andrew Garfield extra cute in person?
Answer: Not my type

Question: How do you pronounce your name?
Answer: Ka thom as How ell.

Question: Hi! What does the C stand for in ur name?
Answer: Im not sure… should we google it?

Question: peanutbutter gives me heartburn…is that normal?!?!
Answer: Um… Im no doctor but Im gonna go with no…

Question: DID YOU KNOW THE TONGUE COULD BLEED WHY AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT IM SO STUPID
Answer: But just 1 week a month

Comment: Tumblr should change its name to Dumblr… Just sayin’

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Question: i hate the entire male population minus you, youre a rad cat, sir.
Answer: I understand and thank you!

Question: RING RING Whispering…What are you wearing? Lol enjoy your tweets have a good day.
Answer: Chaps and nothing else!

Question: I think I’m the only 40+ year old guy tweeting him. Don’t get the wrong idea Tommy.
Answer: Damn… But I thought we…. Sigh

Question: fave actress??
Answer: Michael Cudlitz without a doubt!

Question: Hey Tommy, was Robert crazy or just a red blooded kid in a war? Oh Daryl… #asktommy #reddawn #wolverines #darylwasarat
Answer: A crazy red blooded American! Lol

Question: Do you like cats?!
Answer: The Broadway musical!? LOVED IT!!

Question: sitting by the pool drinking a few cold ones and my sis n law thinks u will not give me a what’s up!!!
Answer: Smack her for me!

Question: are you afraid of the big bad wolf?
Answer: I am the big bad wolf!

Question: And did you ever wear under-roos?
Answer: Got em on now!

Question: how do you feel about horny teenage girls crushin on you?
Answer: Horny? They have horns?!? wtf!?!?

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Question: I’m bowling with a bunch of drunk adults. I’m 13.. Come help me. Please.
Answer: Kick their butts

Question: isn’t Thomas Gibson one sexy man? You are too
Answer: He’s a good kisser

Question: Are you even aware of what tumblr says about you?! they think you’re a sex machine!
Answer: Finally somebody got it right!!!

Question: You do Twitter right.
Answer: It sort of does me… i just roll with it.

Question: I’m not talking to you anymore
Answer: Yes you will… trust me. you will.

Question: Some Donkeys in Mexico are hung like horses.
Answer: Thats racist…

Question: If you were able to time travel and visit your younger self, What would you say?
Answer: Buy stock in Apple!

Question: NOTICE ME!!!!!!! ;))) love ya for always!!! Ps I’m not stalking
Answer: It’s ok to stalk on Twitter…

Question: hook me up with an acting job….
Answer: Hook me up with a singing gig!

Question: I saw you die in revolution! This is impossible!!
Answer: Cuz we all know I can kick Billy’s ass! lol

Question: i might die if you read this, js
Answer: One body bag Coming up!

Question: Outsiders homework… Any suggestions for Ponyboy’s future?
Answer: He became the Reaper and went on a killing spree in Boston… Terrifying the city for years! Hope that helps…

Question: I still need to buy you a drink.
Answer: Hey if you plan to sleep with me it’ll cost you dinner too!!

Question: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS BIGGER THAN NIKKI MINAJ’S BOOTY.
Answer: Lol.. thats serious!

Question: I WANT YOUR FIRST BORN SON
Answer: You sure? he’s 16 and eats a ton!!!

Question: You noticed me so many times! You’re now my 3rd favorite actor. Sorry I really like Leo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise…
Answer: and how many times have they noticed you? ZERO! Better rethink it girl…

Question: respond back to this tweet so we can annoy my fried Sara? loll
Answer: Whats fried Sara? I’ve had fried okra!

Question: youre so fly
Answer: For a white guy

Question: will u marry my mom?
Answer: Um….. is she hot?!?

Question: i would shit a brick if you tweeted me idk
Answer: Send pics!!

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Question: I’m not kidding. Eyeliner. On my 8 year old brother, if I get a tweet. I will send photos I swear!
Answer: When he starts wearing your clothes… Send me pics

Question: Boxers, briefs, or commando? I don’t care if you’ve answered it before & I’m not Googling it!
Answer: Thong

Question: An argentinian girl loves you
Answer: Finally!

Question: can you magically turn 16 again, or is that impossible?
Answer: Whats in it for me?

Question: Do you ever tell people to stay gold?
Answer: Only if it benefits me somehow, someway

Question: This is my first time tweeting. Any advice?
Answer: Post a fake pic of a super model and lie lie lie!

Question: hey I just saw ur in a movie called Escape, is that really u ?
Answer: Yeah, I got away!!!

Question: do you like lana del rey’s songs
Answer: Anybody with a pussy that tastes like Pepsi is cool with me!
Answer: (after taking some flack) I can’t apologize for possibly the greatest tweet ever… Lana Del Rey fans understand… (it’s in the lyrics to one of her songs)
Answer: (after more flack) My tweets don’t need excuses… I recommend you unfollow me and follow my mom… I’m not for everybody! #loudandproud

Question: Team edward or jacob…??
Answer: Who the fuck are they?

Question: what’s it like being perfect?
Answer: How can I put it… sigh… Perfect!

Question: you spend your life on twitter!
Answer: Yeah, the 150 movies I’ve done were tweeted too…

Question: would you rather be as tall as a forest tree or as small as an ant?
Answer: Either would suck

Question: Should I name my next cat Ponyboy or Tommy?
Answer: “Tom Cat” sweet

Question: i want u??
Answer: Are you asking me? Yes… yes you do.

Question: haha I love how us fangirls scare you
Answer: Hold me?

Question: R U Sober?!?
Answer: Yep… i don’t need alcohol to talk shit, babe

Question: Yes i prefer @CThomasHowell over Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise if you don’t than you suck. #sorrynotsorry
Answer: You to the front!

Question: Are there lightning bugs (fireflies) in Cali? We have a lot here in NJ.
Answer: No but we have hobo’s and smog!

Question: sweetheart ssssshhhhhh I have a migraine and trying to sleep
Answer: (Whispers) wheres the remote?

Question: i woke up hoping to get a tweet from my dream man no luck
Answer: Shh you’ll wake the kids

Question: I have home work due tomorrow!!! Any ideas on ponyboy’s children?
Answer: All died in a Dairy Queen accident

Question: do people ever call you c?
Answer: Not to my face

Question: if you were a piece of clothing what would you be?
Answer: Kate Upton’s bathing suit

Question: if you could would you?
Answer: I can and I do!

Question: LOL, you’re rather good at playing unhinged physchotic characters!
Answer: It comes naturally… Lol

Question: Hey can we have an adult conversation please!?
Answer: You mean x rated?

Question: I shall not sleep until I get followed
Answer: Yes you will

Question: Why do you always tweet when I’m going to bed? now I gotta stay up
Answer: Its part of my evil plan

Question: honestly id kinda poop my pants if you wrote back
Answer: Go change, you smell

Question: I wanna meet u in person ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Ok, I’m in Mississippi… under a bridge in Long Beach..

Question: tell my dog she’s a cat
Answer: Yell at my baby!!!

Question: *faints* #needmouthtomouth
Answer: Im on it!!

Question: It’s raining outside, should I go out and sing in it? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: No… stay in bed… (you’ll wake up your bird)

Question: hey love im wide awake and need to hear from my future husband
Answer: Shh.. you’ll wake the kids!

Question: I can’t sleep what should I do???
Answer: Grab me a beer…

Question: Whats the best thing about being famous? Lol weird question!!
Answer: Not standing in lines!

Question: what if i told you that i love you
Answer: I’d blush…

Question: why are you so good looking??
Answer: My dad was the Marlboro man #truth

Question: do you sleep with a night light
Answer: No, a blonde!

Question: is Ralph Machio funny?
Answer: No, Italian

Question: are you a fun drunk?
Answer: Im a fun everything!

Question: follow me or ill jump out of a 4 story window
Answer: Send video!!!

Question: Atlantic City smells like corn niblets. Any ideas why? #seriously
Answer: Digested corn niblets you mean

Question: about 1 week of school leftโ€ฆand then I’ll be a freshmanโ€ฆadvice?
Answer: Carry pepper spray

Question: Do you like Full House
Answer: Yes but four of a kind is better

Question: I fell down a hole today ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Were you chasing a white rabbit?

Question: Dewey, I graduated from high school last night. You wanna come over and have some cake?
Answer: Is your mom hot?

Question: hey please help me, I’m having problems. I got a A- in one of my classes and my moms mad I don’t no what to do. Thats not bad
Answer: Try strychnine in her coffee…

Question: Did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause damn.
Answer: Yeah and it really hurt!

Question: do you like sloths
Answer: Never met one

Question: so i practically made all my friends love you. Wow
Answer: You’re part of my plan to take over the world!

Question: On a scale of one to ten how sexy is poutine?
Answer: Negative 1

Question: you’re so damn perfect it makes me want to cry.
Answer: Let it out, girl

Question: Your opinion on Patrick Kane?
Answer: His beard is lame lmao

Question: come to denver and drive me to mcdonalds
Answer: I was going to but u didn’t say please!

Question: i got a kitten today. what should i name him? i can’t decide!
Answer: Milo

Question: I actually live on a golf course. Come whack your balls in my back yard. ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: Whoa whoa whoa!!!!!

Question: I’m probably going to stay up all night anyways so you might as well tweet me to take up some time
Answer: Oh, am I “time filler” now?

Question: if you tweeted me this would seriously be the bet day of my life
Answer: Enjoy the best day of your life!

Question: you do realize to this day you have girls fantasizing about “ponyboy” rightt?
Answer: Do you blame them!?

Question: how do you feel about an American ย/ Irish threesome?
Answer: I’ll do it for my country!

Question: I’ve got no kids for the whole summer they’re headed to my brothers any suggestions?
Answer: Want mine!?

Question: you think you’ll ever be a guest star as Uncle Tommy on #BabyDaddy?
Answer: Is heavy drinking allowed!?

Question: Isn’t Mr. Cudlitz blonde?
Answer: @Cudlitz is a fake blonde!
Question: He has fake boobs too doesn’t he Tommy?
Answer: Those are real! LMAO!

Question: Still waiting to hear from you…good thing I didn’t hold my breath!
Answer: Never a good idea! lol

Question: Will you go out on a date with me?
Answer: If we go Dutch!

Question: we shall be married tomorrow!
Answer: Dang, what should I wear?

Question: I’ll meet ya at the bar ๐Ÿ™‚ first round in me.
Answer: Whoa “in you?” C U there!

Question: I’m graduating from middle school on Monday. I’m not ready for high school. Any words of advice ?
Answer: carry mace and brass knuckles…

Question: is there anything more comfortable than yoga pants?
Answer: Um… no pants!?

Question: what would you do if i sent myself to you in the mail?
Answer: Open you and read you…

Question: I know every line of the Outsiders. Will you love me now?
Answer: No but it is the beginning of something special

Question: why wont u admit that ur in love with me?
Answer: Its just so difficult… we’ve been thru so much. sigh

Question: do you believe in UNICORNS? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: No I eat them…
Question: I cant eat a whole one by myself..can you?
Answer: I go with the “fun size”
Question: unicorn on the cob?
Answer: Canned…

Question: i just swallowed an orange seed am i gonna die
Answer: How big was it?

Question: What is the most romantic thing you have ever said?? ๐Ÿ™‚
Answer: “Do you have protection?”

Question: why hasn’t @CThomasHowell tweeted to me yet?
Answer: What now?

Question: BTW is the outsiders worth a watch !!!!
Answer: Rolex or Cartier?

Question: my dad doesn’t believe you’ll tweet me back, prove him wrong?
Answer: What does he know!?

Question: you ignoring me now .. #depression
Answer: Patience wee one

Question: what r u wearing
Answer: Lacy panties and a push up bra! oh and high tops..

Question: Am I annoying you?
Answer: You’ll have to try harder!

Question: you will never understand my love for you tommy
Answer: Its just too mysterious and complicated isn’t it?

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5 thoughts on “Funny Responses Part 9”

  1. Dude I asked a really good question a while a go it never got answerd!!! So now here is my new question do people always say stay fold pony boy to you and do you also find it funny that Tom cruise had the smallest acting part and and is now the biggest star out of all of you!!?!!

    1. Best place to ask Tommy questions and talk to him is on Twitter at @cthomashowell. He’s on there all the time answering fans.
      People call him Ponyboy all the time (he digs it) and also tell him to stay gold. Not sure about the Tom Cruise thing. He’s still friendly with most of the Outsiders cast, though.
      Hope that helps!
      (this is his webmaster, Sue)

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